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Golf Humor
by Chris Henry on June 8, 2009
You may have heard this one before but it's timely on this Monday!
God meets the world's greatest golfers as they enter heaven.
God asks Arnie first: 'What do you believe?'
Arnie thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, 'I believe
in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in
giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans.'
God can't help but see the essential goodness of Palmer, and offers him a
seat to his left.
Then God turns to Nicklaus and says, 'What do you believe?'
Jack says 'I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the
fundamentals Of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've
always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields.''
God is greatly moved by Jack's high-pitched eloquence, and he offers him a
seat to his right.
Finally, God turns to Woods: 'And you, Tiger, what do you believe?'
Tiger replies, 'I believe you're in my seat.'
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